Social Media
n. A communal outhouse where strangers gather to scream into the pit and congratulate themselves for the echo.
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Doomscroll
Doomscroll
v. The art of descending a digital staircase into despair, one headline at a time.
Gamification
Gamification
n. The process of giving meaningless tasks meaningless rewards, so your phone can congratulate you.
Porch Pirate
Porch pirate
n. A freelance redistribution specialist with zero moral overhead who operates under the economic theory of “finders creepers, losers call the police over a missing blender”