Jokes

The ones that sat still long enough to write down

  • A joke about the zombie sequel to Romeo and Juliet, written by Sonya Mathews.
  • A joke about the american dream and the american nightmare swapping places.
  • A joke about the great depression and whatever is happening now.
  • A joke about the upside of people microwaving fish at work.
  • A joke about millennials and boolean search functions.
  • A joke about how women really love to be interrupted.
  • A joke about how trans women are realer women (that's not the joke, they are real women, it is just silly that people say they are not real women)
  • A joke about the first big technological invention : fire.
  • A joke about dinosaurs in the bible.
  • A joke about the cuban missile crisis as workplace drama.
  • A joke about aliens landing on earth in 2025.
  • A joke about first impressions of Sonya Mathews as an American.
  • A joke about being broke
  • A joke about the news
  • A joke about climate change deniers.
  • A joke about fashion sense
  • A joke about US Foreign policy being like Mad Libs.

The ones that held it together under stage lights

The ones that made more sense as pictures