The Emperor’s New Glow

The emperor loved fancy new clothes. One day, some image architect consultants specializing in “minimalist luxury” sold him on an elite, invisible fabric: a zero-denier hollow core blend of Ego-tek™, woven exclusively in the cloud.

They told the emporor that his new outfit would be only visible to the truly intelligent. So he strutted through town completely naked.

No one said a word—his advisors didn’t want to be fired, and the crowd didn’t want to look dumb.

Until a child shouted, “He’s wearing nothing!”

Panicking, the consultants called it “bold, disruptive feedback.”

The child now does reaction videos on TikTok, and the emperor is the face of a fashion brand called Nothingwear™.

Tagline: “If you can’t see it, you’re not important enough