I perform live comedy regularly across the UK and the USA, in rooms where the humans are live and the jokes are, at the very least, under medical observation.

In this section you’ll find videos of performances and photos of jokes that have been tested in rooms full of actual humans, then revised until they learned how to behave under lights. There is also the occasional podcast appearance where the dulcet tones of my voice do all of the heavy lifting and my pants are under no legal obligation to have buttons.

The ones that held it together under stage lights

The ones that landed in waveform

Scientifically Inconclusive Jokes

Welcome to my Joke Lab. This is the shelf where I put the comedy experiments that didn’t explode.

In this section you’ll find written jokes and doodled nonsense—all created with zero adult supervision and refined just enough to escape the lab.

The ones that sat still long enough to write down

The ones that made more sense as pictures